Burning Qs?
Gertie’s Got You.

✨About the Candle

  • What’s in a Gertie candle?
    Only the good stuff. Premium wax, bold fragrance oils, and oversized energy.

  • How long do they burn?
    Longer than your last situationship. Some of our Big Boys go for approx 280hrs.

  • Will it fill my whole room?
    She doesn’t do subtle. Gertie’s designed to scent the entire space — not just hover politely over your bedside table.
  • Do they tunnel?
    Not a chance. Our wicks are tested to melt every inch. No wax wasted.
  • Do your candles smoke?
    Only if you forget to trim the wick. Otherwise, they burn clean and classy.

  • Can I reuse the jar?
    Yes — flower vase, pen holder, snack bowl. Go wild.

✨ Scents & Ingredients

  • Where do your fragrances come from?
    We source globally and blend locally. Only the finest oils make it into Gertie’s lineup.
  • Are your scents unique?
    One-of-a-kind, like your ex wishes they were.

  • Are they safe?
    Yes. Non-toxic, phthalate-free, and poured with care in Australia.

  • Do you test on animals?
    Absolutely not. Just humans… who are now obsessed.

✨Gertie vs. The Others

  • Why Gertie over the rest?
    They’re cute. We’re iconic.
    Gertie’s bigger, bolder, and unapologetically different.
  • Are you luxury?
    We’re bold luxury. No fluff, just fire.
  • Why do people switch to Gertie?
    Because they want candles that actually smell, last, and look hot on the shelf.

✨Orders & Shipping

  • Where do you ship?
    Australia-wide for now — with global domination pending.

  • How fast is shipping?
    Fast. We ship in 1–2 business days, and if you’re the impatient type (same), you’ll see express options at checkout.
  • How are they packed?
    Like they’re fragile, fabulous, and headed to a Vogue shoot.
  • Can I track my order?
    Yep. We’ll keep you in the loop the whole way.

✨The Gertie Effect

  • Do you offer bundles?
    Yes, and they’re chef’s kiss. Check out our Most Loved sets.
  • Do you do limited drops?
    We do — and they sell fast. Join the list so you don’t miss out.
  • Will you restock scents?
    Some yes, some never again. If you love it, lock it in.
  • How can I get early access?
    Be a VIP (Very Into Perfume). Sign up for the drop list.

✨Last-Minute Convincers

  • Is it worth it?
    Every. Single. Burn.
  • What if I don’t like it? We’ll make it right. We care more about obsession than transactions.
    Drop us an email — we’ll help you find a scent you love, or refund you if it’s just not a ma
  • Why now? Because the basics are burning out — and Gertie is just heating up.