THE HOUSE
Sixteen girls. One night. Pick yours.
They don't share a personality. They share a postcode.
Velvet Ruby
She arrives late, says nothing, and the room rearranges itself around her.
Mango Mamacita
She treats a Wednesday like the last night of a holiday she refuses to end.
Palma Rosa
She holds the candle and everyone tells her things they meant to keep.
Pistachio Crush
She looks straight at you from the kitchen and somehow you are the joke.
Sunny Peach
She turns a quiet Tuesday into an event and does not apologise for it.
Juicy Fruit
She already knows what you were about to say and she is bored of it.
Milk & Honey
She never raises her voice. She still gets the final say.
Sundazed Haze
She refuses to be on time. Off the grid. On purpose.
Strong, or clean. You've been made to pick one.
The cheap one that actually fills a room is paraffin, and the fragrance in it is usually carrying phthalates. The clean one that costs $54.95 goes quiet the moment you light it. Natural wax doesn't give up its fragrance easily, so most brands settle for one or the other.
The strong one
Paraffin fills a room easily, which is why the cheap ones work. It's a petroleum by-product, and the fragrance in it usually carries phthalates.
The clean one
Natural wax, beautiful label, and silent once it's lit. Getting natural wax to actually fill a room takes work most brands skip.
Gertie is both.
Sixteen girls in the house. Start with the ones who make an entrance.
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Velvet Ruby 450g Candle
Regular price $54.95 AUDRegular priceUnit price per -
Palma Rosa 450g Candle
Regular price $54.95 AUDRegular priceUnit price per -
Mango Mamacita 450g Candle
Regular price $54.95 AUDRegular priceUnit price per -
Pistachio Crush 450g Candle
Regular price $54.95 AUDRegular priceUnit price per -
Sunny Peach 450g Candle
Regular price $54.95 AUDRegular priceUnit price per
How big is she, really?
The bigger she is, the further she travels.
You'll smell her from the front door.
Don't take my word for it.
A must get.
"I can smell the gorgeous scent from my front door as I enter the house."
E.Z · Gertie customer
Shop Violet Muse →Obsessed!!
"I call these the vanishing candles, they keep disappearing from the house, only to reappear in my husband's office. Really quirky and delicious fragrances."
Ingrid W. · Gertie customer
Shop Pistachio Crush →Gertie fan girl now!!
"These scents! I have the supersize candle. We burn it every night and our house smells amazing."
Brig A. · Gertie customer
Shop Velvet Ruby →Totally obsessed!
"The fragrances are amazing and they're a clean burn, which is what I love. Will definitely be back!"
Nat · Gertie customer
Shop Palma Rosa →A work of art.
"Each piece is more than a candle, it's a work of art. Bold, cheeky, unapologetically fun. I'm officially #gertieobsessed."
Edwynna · Gertie customer
Shop Juicy Fruit →I love these candles!
"They smell delicious and create such a lovely, relaxing ambiance. I met the founder too, just as warm and wonderful as the candles themselves."
Leesa · Gertie customer
Shop Mango Mamacita →
Six first dates $22.
You shouldn't have to buy a whole candle
to find out you don't like her.
So pick any six of the sixteen and I'll pour them fresh.
Maxi tealights, 12 to 15 hours each.
Enough to know which one you'd live with. Not enough to fill a room, that's what the big ones are for.
Which of the sixteen is coming home.
Take the quizThe girls don't stay in the jar.
